Yo, yo, yo—it's …
Yo, yo, yo—it's …
Meet Shelton
The scoundrel of the sea
In this playful children’s book, you’ll get to know one crabby crustacean. Shelton might appear likable, but he’ll look at you crosswise, step to you sideways and eat your pizza … backwards? You’ll learn where crabs live, what they eat—even what scares them—all in a silly rhyme kids will love to learn and sing.
The Perks of Being a Bookseller
When you order through this site, you can get the author to personally sign your copy. Something like … "To Parker — Read on and on 'til the break of dawn!" tad
Only "tad" will be scrawled in some cool, unintelligible, artist-like way. Then when The Crab Rap makes the New York Times bestseller list and Tad is appearing on talk shows and is the guest picker on ESPN's College GameDay, you can point to that signature and say, "Is this worth anything?"
No. Well maybe. I doubt it. Nevertheless, sweet Parker will enjoy seeing their name in the book. Plus, you'll save two bucks by ordering here (versus Amazon) and will receive the book sooner.
